“We went to her place, ate mushrooms and had sex. She was a biter, and it was like having sex with a giant spider. Needless to say I didn’t have a great time, and she kicked me out. I sat in my car outside for two long hours tripping on mushrooms trying to come to terms with what felt like dying. Woke up the next morning with large bite marks. Never do mushrooms with strange tinder girls.”
-brtnbrdr13
#4 - so he thanked her for an insult... yeah, she sensed his wimpiness and kicked him to the curb real quick
Was thinking the same thing. She knows what she likes and he wasn't it.
Why is this an insult? I guess you are just like the 20 year old self of this man, insecure and scared
lol "alpha"
sure champ.
-vintorzaleris
sounds more like an escape plan for her to get out of the date tbh.....