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Elisha 3 year s ago
#26 My college roommate's philosophy on cooking:

1) The hotter the stove/oven, the faster it will cook.

2) When it's smoking it's cooking; when it's black, it's done.

He graduated with a degree in chemical engineering.
       
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Octavia 3 year s ago
#34: In the US it's allowed to wash chicken meat with chlorine to desinfect it. So a little soap on a turkey shouldn't be a problem for the american stomach.
       
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Provy 3 year s ago
Octavia, in Scandinavia they pickle fish in lye. Have any comments for the Nordic stomach?
       
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Jannett 3 year s ago
*lol* Boomers.
       
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Nickname 3 year s ago
Jannett,

F@#k off! You idiots don't even know what a "BOOMER" is.... Here's a hint... It's NOT simply someone older than you....
       
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Almira 3 year s ago
i'll be 63 this summer, when i was in kindergarten they taught us how to thread a needle.....................in kindergarten. later they taught us how to sew a rip together.............in kindergarten.

today young adults are idiots, these are the people who will be taking care of us when we get old

god help us
       
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Kittie 3 year s ago
Almira,

Parent were different and knew to teach things to their children. Today so many just plop them down in front of the idiot box or more likely their phones and hope for the best. I cant' believe some of the stupidity I've seen recently. Of course you can't try to teach kids at a certain age as they are dead sure they know it all.
       
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Marianna 3 year s ago
Kids are dumber now...just watched some kids playing / trying to play little league baseball...four of the kids on one team were wearing crocs. Only two kids on the other team wearing crocs. Full uniforms, hats batting helmets gloves and for a few...Crocs. Watching them flap around trying to run bases and catch baseballs.
       
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Quillie 2 year s ago
If Americans are so gung-ho on labels and warnings, then why can't they find the directions on how to prepare the stuff? it's on the packaging ffs
       
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"I had to jump a friend's car that wouldn’t start. After we finally got it running, she immediately turns off the car and said, 'Thanks so much, I’ll call you later!'"

 

 

"Oh gosh, I have a few from when I first went to university, living in halls and realising some people literally did not know how to cook a THING.

There was one girl who bought chicken and kept it in the cupboard, despite being told by pretty much everyone else in the flat that it was meant to go in the fridge or freezer. Flat out refused to listen, kept putting it in the cupboard. Don't know how she didn't get sick.

Another flatmate who didn't eat potato for almost a year because he didn't know how to peel them and didn't want to try (I tried to teach him). Then he realised he could buy pre-prepared.

One guy who decided to take a nap whilst cooking sausages for dinner, just left them in the grill and only woke up when the fire alarms were going off and the whole building was being evacuated.

Finally two girls who again almost caused a fire if I hadn't found them... These two were actually my friends and I was looking for them, found them in one of the kitchens about to "cook" a stir fry. They had a wok with about an inch depth of oil in the bottom, SHIMMERING because it was so hot, and they weren't sure if it was hot enough to cook with yet. They were really glad I found them because they couldn't tell that it was boiling oil and were worried the food wouldn't cook. I was really glad I found them because if they had thrown their stir fry veg in there it would have probably caused a fire, or at least spat boiling oil all over them. I turned it off and tossed one piece of veg in there - turned black almost instantly.

Honestly I was just shocked and appalled that so many 18 year olds had never cooked for themselves before, and even worse that their parents had sent them off to fend for themselves not having taught them. It's actually scary thinking back!"

 

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