" Every few weeks, I catch my roommate trying to put his metal tea strainer in the microwave in spite of the fact that our first week living in this apartment, he destroyed the microwave doing this."
"This is like 10 years ago. I was dating a 32 year old and he asked me if I wanted to get together to watch a TV show. I said sure, what time is it on. He looks it up and says to me "8 Pacific 9 Central...?"
I asked what was confusing him and he told me he wasn't sure if the show was on at 8 or 9. My man did not know what timezone we lived in.
So I was like "Ok, well you know what ocean we're near, right?" cuz I was trying to get him to think about the Pacific timezone in terms of the giant body of water for which it was named and he immediately got defensive and for real said "Why would I know that? I'm from Texas."
He'd been living in San Francisco for 5 years and could see the Pacific Ocean out his window."
"Three months into our freshman year of college a friend of mine developed a rash. I suggested he look into hypoallergenic sheets and swap out his others. His response: "I've used the same sheets since we moved in, it's not the sheets." Mind you, not the same of sheets, but the same exact sheets unchanged and slept/eaten upon/etc. for three months."
1) The hotter the stove/oven, the faster it will cook.
2) When it's smoking it's cooking; when it's black, it's done.
He graduated with a degree in chemical engineering.
F@#k off! You idiots don't even know what a "BOOMER" is.... Here's a hint... It's NOT simply someone older than you....
today young adults are idiots, these are the people who will be taking care of us when we get old
god help us
Parent were different and knew to teach things to their children. Today so many just plop them down in front of the idiot box or more likely their phones and hope for the best. I cant' believe some of the stupidity I've seen recently. Of course you can't try to teach kids at a certain age as they are dead sure they know it all.
1) The hotter the stove/oven, the faster it will cook.
2) When it's smoking it's cooking; when it's black, it's done.
He graduated with a degree in chemical engineering.
F@#k off! You idiots don't even know what a "BOOMER" is.... Here's a hint... It's NOT simply someone older than you....
today young adults are idiots, these are the people who will be taking care of us when we get old
god help us
Parent were different and knew to teach things to their children. Today so many just plop them down in front of the idiot box or more likely their phones and hope for the best. I cant' believe some of the stupidity I've seen recently. Of course you can't try to teach kids at a certain age as they are dead sure they know it all.