"Oh I have a really funny one, I hope it doesn't get buried!
Years ago, I bought a friend an electric kettle as a gift. Her boyfriend (who I'm still friends with and who passed along this story) came home one night to find her running out the front door of their apartment with the flaming kettle, and she threw it into the street.
She was screaming about how it was a piece of junk because when she put it on the stove, over a flame, it caught fire and started to melt.
He was laughing uncontrollably when he asked, "what did you think the cord was for?"
They broke up soon after."
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Elisha 3 year s ago
#26 My college roommate's philosophy on cooking:
1) The hotter the stove/oven, the faster it will cook.
2) When it's smoking it's cooking; when it's black, it's done.
He graduated with a degree in chemical engineering.
1) The hotter the stove/oven, the faster it will cook.
2) When it's smoking it's cooking; when it's black, it's done.
He graduated with a degree in chemical engineering.
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Octavia 3 year s ago
#34: In the US it's allowed to wash chicken meat with chlorine to desinfect it. So a little soap on a turkey shouldn't be a problem for the american stomach.
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Provy 3 year s ago
Octavia, in Scandinavia they pickle fish in lye. Have any comments for the Nordic stomach?
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Jannett 3 year s ago
*lol* Boomers.
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Nickname 3 year s ago
Jannett,
F@#k off! You idiots don't even know what a "BOOMER" is.... Here's a hint... It's NOT simply someone older than you....
F@#k off! You idiots don't even know what a "BOOMER" is.... Here's a hint... It's NOT simply someone older than you....
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Almira 3 year s ago
i'll be 63 this summer, when i was in kindergarten they taught us how to thread a needle.....................in kindergarten. later they taught us how to sew a rip together.............in kindergarten.
today young adults are idiots, these are the people who will be taking care of us when we get old
god help us
today young adults are idiots, these are the people who will be taking care of us when we get old
god help us
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Kittie 3 year s ago
Almira,
Parent were different and knew to teach things to their children. Today so many just plop them down in front of the idiot box or more likely their phones and hope for the best. I cant' believe some of the stupidity I've seen recently. Of course you can't try to teach kids at a certain age as they are dead sure they know it all.
Parent were different and knew to teach things to their children. Today so many just plop them down in front of the idiot box or more likely their phones and hope for the best. I cant' believe some of the stupidity I've seen recently. Of course you can't try to teach kids at a certain age as they are dead sure they know it all.
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Marianna 3 year s ago
Kids are dumber now...just watched some kids playing / trying to play little league baseball...four of the kids on one team were wearing crocs. Only two kids on the other team wearing crocs. Full uniforms, hats batting helmets gloves and for a few...Crocs. Watching them flap around trying to run bases and catch baseballs.
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Quillie 2 year s ago
If Americans are so gung-ho on labels and warnings, then why can't they find the directions on how to prepare the stuff? it's on the packaging ffs
1) The hotter the stove/oven, the faster it will cook.
2) When it's smoking it's cooking; when it's black, it's done.
He graduated with a degree in chemical engineering.
F@#k off! You idiots don't even know what a "BOOMER" is.... Here's a hint... It's NOT simply someone older than you....
today young adults are idiots, these are the people who will be taking care of us when we get old
god help us
Parent were different and knew to teach things to their children. Today so many just plop them down in front of the idiot box or more likely their phones and hope for the best. I cant' believe some of the stupidity I've seen recently. Of course you can't try to teach kids at a certain age as they are dead sure they know it all.