"Working as an ERT on overnights, I got called to OB to help out alot. One name will always stick with me because of how unfortunate it is for the kid and how ridiculous it all is. The mom was deep in meth and other substance abuse and she told us she wanted him named Zion. We were like oh cool no problem so we asked her to fill out the paperwork of everything for us to submit and put in the chart and she wrote down Vzyiion.....she looked us dead in the eyes and said, the V is silent..... She also gave him 5 middle names because she didn't know which one was the father so he got em all"
I like the misspelled names like Isiah and Dwyane.
Your birth certificate is just a receipt, you were born on a tax farm.
Isn't it sweet?
BTW favorite boy names in Berlin and London are now Mohammed.
..and when you're brave enough...!