"Obligatory not a nurse or midwife.
Took a call at the call center once and this poor frazzled EMT told me that she was delivering a kid and the mom's bowels voided, which is normal and apparently that's called "miconium."
She told her partner "Oop we got some miconium here" and the mom yells "Oh my god that's such a beautiful name - you just named my baby!"
The caller said "Paul, I...I tried to tell her, but...there's a kid running around named Birth S@#t and I just don't know how to handle being responsible for that""
I like the misspelled names like Isiah and Dwyane.
Your birth certificate is just a receipt, you were born on a tax farm.
Isn't it sweet?
BTW favorite boy names in Berlin and London are now Mohammed.
..and when you're brave enough...!