"Oh I got one. Goth parents (18ish) had a baby. They wanted to name this sweet baby girl Death. I could not stand for it. So I told them every time I went to type it into birth certificate it changed the form to a death certificate. They bought and that girl is now named Morticia"
I like the misspelled names like Isiah and Dwyane.
Your birth certificate is just a receipt, you were born on a tax farm.
Isn't it sweet?
BTW favorite boy names in Berlin and London are now Mohammed.
..and when you're brave enough...!