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Sheryl 1 year ago
Actually met a person named Sh#thead. I guess her parents were going for "Sh#-thead". She was a really nice person despite that.
       
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Solly 1 year ago
A friend of mine swears a kid in his school was named "Exit."
       
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Clifton 1 year ago
There's generally a strong demographic component to this problem.
       
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Jos 1 year ago
There was a woman on Jerry Springer (where else) the other day named Cabbage.

I like the misspelled names like Isiah and Dwyane.
       
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Daniel 1 year ago
Other fake post.
       
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Mackenzie 1 year ago
Living in Africa, these are not so bad. Princess and Gift are common names, my daughter was in school with a kid named Nokia and one named Potlucko, I met a guy called Lunch and worked with a guy called Professor. I knew a guy called Lastborn, who had a younger brother called James. My friend had a grounds keeper called Million and I once spoke to a guy called Regopstaan (stand up straight).
       
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Steph 1 year ago
#4 typical case of ”Its not a phase mom!“
       
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Ellie 1 year ago
Know what a Certificate is? Verification of ownership.
Your birth certificate is just a receipt, you were born on a tax farm.
Isn't it sweet?

BTW favorite boy names in Berlin and London are now Mohammed.
       
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Augustina 1 year ago
Famous? I like that. Famous Curt Miller.
       
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Quillie 1 month ago
I know a Bilbo.

..and when you're brave enough...!
       
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"Back in 2000-2004 I worked at a hospital doing admin and an ol' battleaxe of a senior midwife stomped over with this angry-looking pregnant teenager in tow.

"Varvara!" Old Battleaxe roared. "Varvara, open up that internetty-thing on your computer!"

Old Battleaxe did not know computers, but she was well scary, so I agreed, and opened up the internetty-thing.

"Show this ridiculous child the first picture that appears when you type in the word Chanterelle!"

The angry pregnant teenager whined about how it was a pretty name and loads of girls were naming their little girl it, and then went stone-dead silent when she saw picture after picture of nasty sulphur-yellow mushrooms sprouting out of muddy forest floors.

"Told you! It's a [friggin] fungus!" Old Battleaxe roared, and stamped off to be Terrifying and Sensible at other pregnant teenagers, leaving me with the angry one.

Turned out that the name she had actually been thinking of was Chardonnay, which is both the name of very expensive wine and the name of a character in a UK soap opera called Footballers Wives, which was about as classy as it sounds.

The baby got that as a middle name later on, which was fine, the first name was Sophie or something along those lines."

 

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