"My very religious science teacher had to explain to my very religious classmate sex positions. We were talking about how if your pregnant you can have sex till the day the baby is born. This student asks “Won’t it crush the baby. Like, the weight of the man on top of the woman.”
I have never seen a teacher go so pale so quickly. After five minutes of awkward stuttering, she just says, “Be creative.” There was a lot of other things brought up in this lesson this one just stood out to me."
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