"Not a teacher, but I had 0 social skills in middle school. Let’s put it this way – if it itched and it was in front of me, I scratched it.

I was in a school play in 8th grade. I played the lead male role. I had serious jock itch sitting in the chair I had to sit in for most of the show and would scratch myself during rehearsals. Up there. On the stage. In front of everyone.

During one of the rehearsals the director (a man) took me into the prop closet and explained that I should absolutely not do that. Thankfully he had the grace not to tell my parents about it. But I tend to think that was one of the most awkward conversations he had to have as a teacher."

JekyllandJavert