Margarita
“Old ladies that want to party usually start with margaritas.”
Modod_
Vodka Martini
“These are fancy drunks.”
midasvictim
IPA
“IPA drinkers are bearded dads who want to ask 15 questions and try 15 samples.”
Booji-Boy
Tequila Shot
“I don’t have work tomorrow.”
midasvictim
Scotch and Water
“You’re over 50 with heart issues.”
BrasAndBarflies
Cosmopolitan
“This person is almost certainly a pain in the @$$.”
thatguyfromnewyork
Negroni
“Hipster 20-something.”
Penholder111
Old Fashioned
“Either someone who knows their booze really well, or not at all, and they want to look sophisticated.”
mukkalukka22
Whiskey Sour
“I’m drinking underage!”
Tacos4Tech
Pinot Grigio
“Has no personality whatsoever.”
snake-juice
Vodka Soda with a Splash of Cranberry
“Vodka soda with a splash of cran will either be an obnoxious white girl or a slender gay man.”
Booji-Boy
Long Island Iced Tea
“Long island iced tea = let’s get f*ed up, fast.”
mukkalukka22
Fruity Frozen Drinks
“Fruity or frozen drinks are typically new drinkers.”
lgm1219
The Customer Who Asks For An “Extra Strong” Drink
“They’re the ones who say, ‘add extra vodka to my drink.’ Then I give them the bill and they say, ‘Why are you charging me for extra alcohol?’”
Danysco
A Shot Of Fernet
“I spent a year in Europe.”
midasvictim
Vodka Red Bull
“Usually on some kind of drug. On the bright side they tip well because they’re too drunk to care about getting change.”
Elcatro
Bellini
“You have a tab at The Olive Garden.”
sethra007
Chardonnay
“A mid-30s woman wanting to get a buzz going while trashing on her suburban life.”
THEBLOODYGAVEL
A Shot With A Fancy Name
“I can always tell who just turned 21 due to all the complex sweet shots with fancy names being ordered.”
Modod_
Cabernet Sauvignon
“You actually say ‘I’ll have the Cabernet Sauvignon’ and over-pronounce Sauvignon. One fancy wine, please!”
PromoPimp
Jack and Coke
“You’ll be fighting someone in a few hours.”
GoodLivinPete
Mai Tai
“You’re attracted to exotic people and places, but not enough to get a passport.”
sethra007
Frozen Margarita
“First drink: ‘Omg! I can’t even taste the alcohol.’ A few drinks later: ‘Wowowow I can’t feel my hands!’, then stumbles and falls down.”
Tacos4Tech
Pimms Cup
“I love England, and English things, and British flags, and rowing. Did I tell you about the time I went to Henley?”
Tacos4Tech
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This is merely a (slightly) funny list of stereotypes.
Being a bartender myself, some of these are true, but not all, like most stereotypes, some are true, but not all.
Hipsters are my least favorite people to serve though, they sit around talking about the beer would be better this way or that way.
Old ladies are great tippers, especially in groups. I prefer the dude at the end of the bar that just sits and has the look of everything he wishes he could do to his boss look, they drink slowly, stay to themselves and then leave.
Being a bartender myself, some of these are true, but not all, like most stereotypes, some are true, but not all.
Hipsters are my least favorite people to serve though, they sit around talking about the beer would be better this way or that way.
Old ladies are great tippers, especially in groups. I prefer the dude at the end of the bar that just sits and has the look of everything he wishes he could do to his boss look, they drink slowly, stay to themselves and then leave.
Deanne, How (and why) are you posting the same comment under two names? Using two different computers? From work? Or the library? lol I've long suspected a few here are just one person posting from different unconnected devices. I guess you like talking to yourself and giving your alters votes lol.
can happen, if you open the tab and then a day later read it and comment.