What Bartenders Might Think Of You Based On Your Drink Choice (18 PICS + 6 GIFS)

Posted in RANDOM       29 Mar 2021       1774       7 GALLERY VIEW

Margarita

 

“Old ladies that want to party usually start with margaritas.”

 

Modod_

 

Vodka Martini

 

“These are fancy drunks.”

 

midasvictim

 

IPA

 

“IPA drinkers are bearded dads who want to ask 15 questions and try 15 samples.”

 

Booji-Boy

 

Tequila Shot

 

“I don’t have work tomorrow.”

 

midasvictim

 

Scotch and Water

 

“You’re over 50 with heart issues.”

 

BrasAndBarflies

 

Cosmopolitan

 

“This person is almost certainly a pain in the @$$.”

 

thatguyfromnewyork

 

Negroni

 

“Hipster 20-something.”

 

Penholder111

 

Old Fashioned

 

“Either someone who knows their booze really well, or not at all, and they want to look sophisticated.”

 

mukkalukka22

 

Whiskey Sour

 

“I’m drinking underage!”

 

Tacos4Tech

 

Pinot Grigio

 

“Has no personality whatsoever.”

 

snake-juice

 

Vodka Soda with a Splash of Cranberry

 

“Vodka soda with a splash of cran will either be an obnoxious white girl or a slender gay man.”

 

Booji-Boy

 

Long Island Iced Tea

 

“Long island iced tea = let’s get f*ed up, fast.”

 

mukkalukka22

 

Fruity Frozen Drinks

 

“Fruity or frozen drinks are typically new drinkers.”

 

lgm1219

 

The Customer Who Asks For An “Extra Strong” Drink

 

“They’re the ones who say, ‘add extra vodka to my drink.’ Then I give them the bill and they say, ‘Why are you charging me for extra alcohol?’”

 

Danysco

 

A Shot Of Fernet

 

“I spent a year in Europe.”

 

midasvictim

 

Vodka Red Bull

 

“Usually on some kind of drug. On the bright side they tip well because they’re too drunk to care about getting change.”

 

Elcatro

 

Bellini

 

“You have a tab at The Olive Garden.”

 

sethra007

 

Chardonnay

 

“A mid-30s woman wanting to get a buzz going while trashing on her suburban life.”

 

THEBLOODYGAVEL

 

A Shot With A Fancy Name

 

“I can always tell who just turned 21 due to all the complex sweet shots with fancy names being ordered.”

 

Modod_

 

Cabernet Sauvignon

 

“You actually say ‘I’ll have the Cabernet Sauvignon’ and over-pronounce Sauvignon. One fancy wine, please!”

 

PromoPimp

 

Jack and Coke

 

“You’ll be fighting someone in a few hours.”

 

GoodLivinPete

 

Mai Tai

 

“You’re attracted to exotic people and places, but not enough to get a passport.”

 

sethra007

 

Frozen Margarita

 

“First drink: ‘Omg! I can’t even taste the alcohol.’ A few drinks later: ‘Wowowow I can’t feel my hands!’, then stumbles and falls down.”

 

Tacos4Tech

 

Pimms Cup

 

“I love England, and English things, and British flags, and rowing. Did I tell you about the time I went to Henley?”

 

Tacos4Tech

 


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7   Comments ?
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Tine 1 weeks ago
A real bartender won't think anything about you based on what drink you order. They will simply serve you and take your money.

This is merely a (slightly) funny list of stereotypes.
       
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Rita 1 weeks ago
Tine,

Being a bartender myself, some of these are true, but not all, like most stereotypes, some are true, but not all.
Hipsters are my least favorite people to serve though, they sit around talking about the beer would be better this way or that way.
Old ladies are great tippers, especially in groups. I prefer the dude at the end of the bar that just sits and has the look of everything he wishes he could do to his boss look, they drink slowly, stay to themselves and then leave.
       
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Deanne 1 weeks ago
Tine,

Being a bartender myself, some of these are true, but not all, like most stereotypes, some are true, but not all.
Hipsters are my least favorite people to serve though, they sit around talking about the beer would be better this way or that way.
Old ladies are great tippers, especially in groups. I prefer the dude at the end of the bar that just sits and has the look of everything he wishes he could do to his boss look, they drink slowly, stay to themselves and then leave.
       
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Nap 1 weeks ago
Rita,

Deanne, How (and why) are you posting the same comment under two names? Using two different computers? From work? Or the library? lol I've long suspected a few here are just one person posting from different unconnected devices. I guess you like talking to yourself and giving your alters votes lol.
       
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Augustina 1 week ago
Nap,

can happen, if you open the tab and then a day later read it and comment.
       
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Jos 1 weeks ago
I drank whiskey sours when I was underage, and never since then.
       
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Mortimer 1 weeks ago
Speaking from experience of the long gone past - I'll judge you only if you don't leave a tip - its it.
       
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