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Casey 3 year s ago
I think the title is a little misleading and not all quotes are meant in a serious manner.
       
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Hezekiah 3 year s ago
Conspiraters like to focus on one thing and find information that supports it... but the real conspiracy is that all conspiracies are boring and they have to trump up the indignation to 10000% to keep people from saying "so what?".
       
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Jackie 3 year s ago
Hezekiah,

and yet, how wise is it to say 'so what' to anything?
       
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Tine 3 year s ago
#5 Not buying into that priority list part, but I DO often see commercials for things I/we have talked about out loud at work. Lots of different devices listening there I guess.

#11 that is so easily testable by anyone. You'd have to be an idiot to not be able to debunk (or confirm) this.

#21 Then simply don't offer free birthday food. Jeezz....

#22 Gas stations making money on the other things than gas is true. Talked to a few station owners that confirm this. Putting the scamming macines on the pumps is BS though; they'd go to jail for doing that.

#23 Perfect! I like my bacon thin sliced. I don't see how they would make more money though, as it is sold by weight, not pr slice.
       
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"All my devices listen in on me. The other day I was arguing with my Dad about some chicken I thought had gone off (it was frozen for about a month so we weren’t too sure but my Dad was insistent that it was still edible). Dad decided to ask Google, and low and behold the related searches even from the first letter were: “Is chicken edible after being frozen for a month” and “How long can you freeze chicken before it goes off”.

Also, my Mum and I use this tactic where if we need to ring up a company about something and it puts us in a queue, we swear at it. It then puts you on a priority list and you don’t have to wait as long. Kinda sketchy on the company’s behalf."

 

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