"Taking one bad step and ending up with sopping-wet Uggs"
"Today's kids will never know the drama in picking MySpace's Top 8."
"Going to listen to music on your iPod and seeing this symbol"
"Burning a CD and seeing the worst two words in the English language"
"Going to charge your iPod and seeing this"
"Trying to download a song from LimeWire and having it take 17 hours:"
"Waiting days for your disposable camera's pictures to develop, only to find out that your thumb ruined 95% of them"
"Loading up your Netflix queue and seeing that the movie you REALLY want is going to take weeks to arrive"
"Getting like 400 Farmville requests each day"
"Your sticky hand touching the floor and immediately attracting all the dust and dirt in the 10 mile radius"
"Hobbling yourself with a scooter slam to the ankle"
"Seeing this heinous sight on your Xbox"
"Misspelling a word on your totally cool, totally unique Converse sneakers"
"Mom reading the message that was for YOUR EYES ONLY"