#17 looks as appetizing as an old sneaker. I wouldn't serve that to a cat.

#2 Or just use a properly sharpened knife instead of the prison shiv that's in the 'everyone' pic

#1 Buy some goggles. If they have ventilation holes, put some tape on them to close the holes. It works for me.

#11 sushi will taste tape-tastic! Just buy a sushi roller...

#16 dumbest idea ever, no thanks

Yeah most of these are stupid. #6 just put in a sink of water. It'll stay frozen in the pan for hours. #10 just no. Is it really that hard to wash it clean properly?