"We were watching a movie at his place on our second date. At some point in the movie, he must have been so emerged that he forgot I was there because he started picking his nose…and then he ate the findings.
He then realized I was watching him, and he started crying and threw himself on the bed. He was so upset that I had to tell him it wasn’t a big deal. We finished the movie, but I didn’t feel very attracted to him after seeing his diet, so there was never a third date."
-teeth_harvester
#16 Someone I know was driving, and a raccoon ran into the street. He had to cross the double yellow line...just to run over it.