"Speaking for a friend (because it’s legendary). They didn’t date people very often, but for this guy, made an exception. He was the ideal type for said friend, so the friend says yes. Halfway through dinner the date loudly proclaims to want to defecate on my friend’s chest. Friend squeaks out a “good for you!” and walks out. I only know because I was called to spot a good stiff drink to wash away the night."
-Jinn_DiZanni
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Indie 3 year s ago
#11 To drink a soda in the shower is a bigger deal than being messy. Going away was the correct thing to do IMHO. But the reason for that .. 
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Jos 3 year s ago
#5 sounds like a keeper!
#16 Someone I know was driving, and a raccoon ran into the street. He had to cross the double yellow line...just to run over it.
#16 Someone I know was driving, and a raccoon ran into the street. He had to cross the double yellow line...just to run over it.
#16 Someone I know was driving, and a raccoon ran into the street. He had to cross the double yellow line...just to run over it.