"We went rock climbing for a first date. I got to the top of the first route, asked to be lowered, and he dropped me 40 ft to the ground. It was indoors so the floor was padded and I avoided the hospital trip, but walking wasn’t fun for a while. Needless to say… there was not a second date."
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#16 Someone I know was driving, and a raccoon ran into the street. He had to cross the double yellow line...just to run over it.