"Besides taking off her glasses, and licking them to clean them? Or do you mean the time she shook the ketchup bottle and the entire thing emptied on me in the middle of a restaurant….maybe the girl who screamed “I shaved for this!?” When I told her I wasn’t going to pay for a takeout meal for her for the “next day” – which I later found out meant – “current boyfriend”. Take your pick. I have plenty more."
-Jackie_Treehorn99
#16 Someone I know was driving, and a raccoon ran into the street. He had to cross the double yellow line...just to run over it.