"Got set up on a blind date (back before the internet was invented). He showed up to my house staggering drunk and covered in bruises and a black eye because he face-planted on our sidewalk. Then he started crying when my dad refused to let him come in to see his “future wife.” I’d never met him before, he was the brother of a casual friend. I can’t remember why I agreed to go in the first place."
-countryk1
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Indie 3 year s ago
#11 To drink a soda in the shower is a bigger deal than being messy. Going away was the correct thing to do IMHO. But the reason for that .. 
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Jos 3 year s ago
#5 sounds like a keeper!
#16 Someone I know was driving, and a raccoon ran into the street. He had to cross the double yellow line...just to run over it.
#16 Someone I know was driving, and a raccoon ran into the street. He had to cross the double yellow line...just to run over it.
#16 Someone I know was driving, and a raccoon ran into the street. He had to cross the double yellow line...just to run over it.