"The endless cleaning. I had chores when I was a kid, but I had zero clue how much actual work went into keeping house. I cleaned my house this morning and by midweek it’ll be a warzone of pet hair, crumbs, and dust. I dont even have kids wtf it’s like the underpants gnomes show up when I’m asleep and f@#k my house up"
Sn00dlerr
Ain't that the truth brother. I tried banging twins into submission during a three way the other day and........woke up and realized I was an old man with bad knees. Yet I had lots of cocaine and money. So....not all bad.