“She wanted a dog. I didn’t want a dog. So we compromised and got a dog. I built him a house.”
“It started out as a surplus dining table. We got it handed down from my grandmother in law and it’s since been replaced and has just been taking up space. I’d already started taking it apart. And this is the finished product. Not the finest workmanship; I was aiming to knock it out as quickly as possible. Occupant included for extra karma. I guess he’s kind of photogenic.”
With all due respect because I love dogs, but that dog is obese. It's not healthy.