"There was an ape named Oliver who preferred walking upright. He was bald, freckled, showed sexual attraction towards humans and even liked to pour himself a cup of brandy every night while wearing a smoking jacket. Due to his human-like features and mannerisms he was once believed to be a "Humanzee"."
But luckily there is not such a border bs going on. All part of the eu.
Where you can move your front door if you want to move your house from one country to the other if you have a house on top of one of all the boarders crisscrossing the town/towns :)