"This old guy comes to work every day with his owner and has a bed in the tasting room of the winery. He is a happy and well cared for dog.

But when he hears my truck he runs to the door to be let out and then he runs up to my truck and starts shivering and whining and giving me the sad eyes like a Humane Society commercial on TV. All that is missing is Sarah McLachlan singing in the background. Such a phony!"