"Don’t accept community service at a zoo as an alternative sentence, if you committed animal abuse. You’ll be better off in jail.
Knew a dumb@$$ who kicked a neighbor’s dog out of anger, got the choice between 3 months in jail or 500 hours of community service at the zoo.
He chose the zoo, and predictably, those zookeepers made his life hell. Made him sift through the zoo restaurant’s dumpsters to look for recyclables (with only thin gloves on), made him sift through 1000+ pounds of s@#t looking for guests’ lost items that “could have been thrown out”, made him do paperwork in a room adjacent to the penguin waste dumpster where he said you could taste the rotten fish in the air
…he lasted about a week and then took the jail time"
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Jedediah 3 year s ago
#3 Birds have cloacas, not sphincters. They are not physically able to hold in their poop, and it just comes out when it's ready. They cannot time it or aim it.
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Lola 3 year s ago
Jedediah,
You have never lived on a boat with wild birds overhead in masse, because some birds can definately choose WHEN they go. For survival they can release before flight, to gross out a predator, or mark territory/flight path. Or they can hold it near their nests to avoid attracting attention. No animal as evolved as a bird would leave pooping up to pure chance.
You have never lived on a boat with wild birds overhead in masse, because some birds can definately choose WHEN they go. For survival they can release before flight, to gross out a predator, or mark territory/flight path. Or they can hold it near their nests to avoid attracting attention. No animal as evolved as a bird would leave pooping up to pure chance.
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Martine 3 year s ago
Jedediah, I can't prove aim -- I say "prove" -- but they can certainly hold it. Training parrots to do this is key to successfully keeping them as pets. It is perfectly straightforward; it is done with rewards, and it is sometimes very quick indeed, sometimes slower. This guy https://www.aviatorharness.com/blog-feed/potty-training-your-bird-72-hours is just down the road from us and we have two birds that were hatched in his aviary.
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Ephraim 3 year s ago
conceal carry and dare an animal to mess with you. good cheap fun and a challenging sight picture.
You have never lived on a boat with wild birds overhead in masse, because some birds can definately choose WHEN they go. For survival they can release before flight, to gross out a predator, or mark territory/flight path. Or they can hold it near their nests to avoid attracting attention. No animal as evolved as a bird would leave pooping up to pure chance.