#21 That’ll buff out!

#1 If he can’t lift the grate , a coat hanger or tape and a stick would do the trick. He’s lucky he was able to see his keys for retrieval.

#8 do u try to turn it off and on again?

#33 He's lucky someone didn't play tic-tac-toe on his hood.

#9 Put green olives on shepherd's pie? You deserve what you get. People who eat in bed sure are some lazy slobs.

#17 I would not be considerate while dragging the gurney past/over that car.

#2 So instead on picking up your glasses and clean them like any normal person would do, You decided to star crying?

#4 If I came home to this, cats WOULD be harmed