#3 This kinda makes me sad.

#24 Not really. Sunday is from the Old English Sunnandaeg which translates to Sun's day, as Monday is from Monandaeg (Day of the Moon). the norse Tyr is Tiw in Old English which leads to Tiw's Day. The Norse Woden got Woden's day, Thor's day (Thunor's day), and Frigga (Thor's mother) begot Friday. The Roman Saturn gave us Saturday.

#18 is it really that hard to figure out?

#3 this is because the sooner he finishes, the sooner the pain stops

#11 Not strictly true. I've written and published 14 books and I don't think any of them are in the British Library, mainly because neither I nor my publisher have bothered to send them.

#11 Germany has a similar system.