“Triple H on instagram. I dont even follow wrestling. I got drunk one night and tried to start a rumour triple H only has 3 fingers on his right hand. I did some poorly photoshopped stuff and posted it on wrestling forums. Then I followed up for a few weeks on forums and then everytime I would drink I would get on his instagram and start typing things like “prove to the fans you have all your fingers” or “why have you betrayed us all for so long with these secrets” or “f@#k you triple H” (really I have no idea why I focus on him). Anyway after about 2 months of this it got the point where I was blocked. That’s my story.”

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