"Him: Mommy, what IS a postcard?
Me: A prehistoric text message.
Him: Did they send them on beepers? *blink*
Me: No. Just... no."
"The kids I nanny for asked why I wanted to see Incredibles 2 and I said because the first one came out when I was a kid and they really asked ...if it was in color."
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Scarlett Johansson 3 year s ago
Save your sanity. Don't read the captions. Your kid my @$$. They wouldn't be ignorant if you taught them. Imagine that.
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Million 3 year s ago
Boring - #1 id a 10 years old joke published hundred of times as a new one everyday on internet
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Life 3 year s ago
#18 You're not going to get very far with that round pen. You need a pencil
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Tine 3 year s ago
Life, you'll get all the way with that pen, but it's going to be a struggle.
#14 Are phone books still a thing? They stopped publishing those decades ago here.
#14 Are phone books still a thing? They stopped publishing those decades ago here.
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Action 3 year s ago
Tine,
*wishes someone would tell phone company here that these books are a thing of the past*
*wishes someone would tell phone company here that these books are a thing of the past*
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Offer 3 year s ago
Life,
It works, if you twist of the cap.
It works, if you twist of the cap.
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Jos 3 year s ago
#16 I still use my iPod nano to listen to music while I ride on the exercise bikes at the gym. It’s easier than using a phone.
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Weird 3 year s ago
I still use # for "pund"
#14 Are phone books still a thing? They stopped publishing those decades ago here.
*wishes someone would tell phone company here that these books are a thing of the past*
It works, if you twist of the cap.