“Only in Texas...a Ferrari parked next to a tractor at a local high school (and yes both were driven there by students).”
A tractor Lamborghini would be a nice pic
It's in use, I drove there a couple of years ago
Sometimes you have sidewalks or even bicycle-lanes at "modern" roads, too.
#39 that bird can sh#t on my car at anytime
You should Google "potholes on old Roman roads", just sayin'...