"The "One A Day Banana" Pack, Containing Several Bananas Of Different Ripeness So That You Can Eat Them Over Several Days. (Korea)"
Or imagine the cat bringing in dead birds and mice and having them decay under there... Also, barf...
I get your point, but you can just turn it around
you keep your phone n you hand while wiping or dropping your pants. at least for me pulling up my pants is a 2 hand job?