"TIL during the Golden Age of Piracy, women sometimes became pirates by disguising themselves as men in an effort to take advantage of freedom and rights that men could only enjoy. Anne and Mary were two famous female pirates of that time who fell in love with each others' disguised manly appearance!"
Karen would like to speak to the manager about your post.
I didn't even read the whole thing you posted and after the first two lines from you all I can tell is you need help. Whatever hurt you is bad enough to need a councilor and a good night sleep. What the F are you even talking about?