"The pregnancy test you get in the ER is no different from the one at the store and equally accurate."

"Just because you're not suffering from a mental health disorder, it doesn't mean it's not a real thing."

"Pee after sex. Any sex, just do it. All kinds of bacteria get pushed up your ureatha. UTIs suck."

"Former EMS here.

Don't get angry when that quiet person gets taken out of the ER waiting room before you. You have a headache and are raging and I can't help you, but that person who just got taken back is quiet for a reason.

You're not dying. Death is quiet. I can't tell you how many times I took someone to the ER yelling and kicking and screaming and when we roll up and they get looked at it's often minor.

I've seen people who I had a feeling would not make it. They don't rave like idiots, they lay still and quiet and it's almost eerie.|