"My upstairs neighbors have two kids that consistently stomp and roughhouse and even though it can be much at times, my wife and I let it go because NYC isn’t exactly a place you can let them run around wild outside. This was found hanging on our door this week."
Worst advice....EVER!
Either should the Tesla owner write such a note (or better wait)
or the guy offerring himself as a witness shouldn't be a thing to be mentioned, everybody should do so