Going into the grocery store and seeing tubes upon tubes of Shrek GoGurt:
A seemingly endless amount of pictures of SpongeBob like this:
If you had this as your MySpace profile pic, it meant you once smoked a cigarette.
And like this:
If you had this as your MySpace pic, it meant you once listened to Hawthorne Heights.
Peanut butter coming in a squeezable pouch:
Every single logo looking like this:
U2 just being everywhere you looked:
That absolutely terrifying Honeycomb mascot:
A Shrek phone? A Shrek phone:
Just throwing a tie on every single outfit:
Constantly quoting that one Bill O'Reilly video wherein he swears:
If you knew this video and the Rick James Chappelle's Show skits, you were the coolest kid in school.
Everyone having these purses that immediately came apart:
This commercial, which was basically a fever dream:
Or people having something like this as their profile picture:
Harassing everyone on Facebook with, like, 14 "LOST PHONE, NEED NUMBERS" groups:
Signs that solely exist to stop people from wearing Heelys:
Shrek Twinkies:
The Crazy Frog in a flat-brimmed hat with a huge gangsta chain on:
Thinking Chuck Norris jokes were the be-all and end-all of comedy:
Laughing at people getting seriously hurt by mixing Diet Coke and Mentos:
An American Idol PS2 game, for some reason:
Convincing people the iPhone was worth the money by showing them that one app where it looks like you're drinking a beer:
Literally the most diamond'd out phone in existence:
Shoes big enough to house a family of four:
Shrek Kid Cuisine that'll turn your tongue green:
A book about a dog with sunglasses saving the world from Y2K:
Faking people out with your voicemail message:
Mario selling Game Boys with a tribal tattoo:
Shrek POPCORN:
These absolutely ridiculous fries:
A Wii disc that lets you stream Netflix:
A Monster Energy flying V guitar:
A Britney Spears inflatable chair that lets you cool like Britney:
Psychedelic cereal yogurt:
Mutant green ketchup:
Squeezable BUTTER?!?!?!?!
The majority of the human race celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day:
Literally every single person on Earth thinking that talking baby in the E-Trade commercials was the funniest thing they had ever seen:
Shrek...waffle sticks??? SHREK WAFFLE STICKS?!?!?!
A lit'ral $120 Rugrats bowling ball:
Waffles stuffed full of fruity GOOP:
A Mary-Kate and Ashley Game Boy Color game that was less of a game and more of a calendar:
A CatDog computer mouse:
An electric toothbrush that only plays one song, an Ashley Tisdale song:
A 50 Cent Bulletproof-themed XBOX:
Pringles with words on them — again, for some reason:
A Warped Tour DVD for PSP:
MULTIPLE video games featuring the Burger King King:
A Hot Wheels–themed computer:
And, finally, a SHREK CHIA PET:
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