“I used to bartend. This lady came up to the bar and said she had dropped her phone in the toilet. I was like, ‘Oh wow, that sucks!'”

“She said, ‘Well aren’t you going to go get it out for me?’ She left the phone sitting in the toilet she’d just used. I politely reminded her that I was a bartender not a toilet-phone-recoverer. She called me a choice name and stormed off.”