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Obed 3 year s ago
There are so many f@#ks lacking regarding these royal tidbits that I can't count them all.
       
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Susannah 3 year s ago
Dennis: Well, how did you get to be King?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,...

...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. And that is why I am your King.

DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
       
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Si 3 year s ago
Susannah,

Got to watch the film again this evening...
       
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Mavery 3 year s ago
Enough with Meghan.
       
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The Queen’s corgis were known to be a bit troublesome.

The Queen is a lover of Pembroke Welsh corgis. She has supposedly owned over 30 dogs of that breed, and they haven’t always behaved like royals. Once, one of them bit the clock winder, Leonard Hubbard. 5 days later, the same dog attacked Alfred Edge, a Grenadier Guard and palace sentry.

Then the corgi spotted a policeman and “leapt up at his legs and tore his trousers.”

 

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