"Chicken overlords waging war on chik-fil-a and we get caught in the crossfire. Eventually the only thing left will be smoldering human bones and a lot of fried chicken, just as planned. Then the aliens will arrive and due to their love of fried chicken they will set up a human civilization to farm chickens for alien consumption.

Once the aliens tire of fried chicken and stop suppressing the violent chicken genes the chicken overlords will rise again and the destruction will begin anew."