"The groom took the stupid cake thing to an extreme. The bride had given him his bite, and mushed a little on his chin or nose. He then took a piece and MASHED it into her face so hard that I was expecting her to end up with a bloody nose. Cake and frosting got up her nose, in her eyes, down the front of her dress, etc.
The bride had to go get cleaned up, had her makeup re-done, and was ugly-crying within an hour of saying, "I do." He didn't give a damn."
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Tony 3 year s ago
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Wyncha 3 year s ago
#1 this was not about that specific occasion. We were terrible dancers at our wedding and we asked each other what the hell we are doing. Still 15+ years together.
Try not to get married because once he licked your clit. Get know each other a bit more.
Try not to get married because once he licked your clit. Get know each other a bit more.
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Prue 3 year s ago
Wyncha
Obviously it was about her husband was a retard and an @$$hole.
Obviously it was about her husband was a retard and an @$$hole.
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Deliverance 3 year s ago
If one in four fails, would you go skydiving???
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Prue 3 year s ago
Deliverance,
Bad analogy. Weddings won't kill you.
But more importantly, many people get married because of dumb@$$ reasons, like religous obligations when pregnant. Or when you don't know each other that well. Or, like a few of the examples above, one is a smeghead, and the other is oblivious.
In short, I wouldn't go skydiving if my instructor and dive partner was an idiot that just drank a bottle of whisky while letting him fold the chutes and I knew I panic when standing on a ladder, let alone up there, because I'm afraid of heights.
I WOULD go skydiving if I knew and trusted my jump buddy and knew I was ready for it. And you can know this if you truly have a good relationship, communicate, use your brain, and try to make it work. Goes both ways obviously.
Bad analogy. Weddings won't kill you.
But more importantly, many people get married because of dumb@$$ reasons, like religous obligations when pregnant. Or when you don't know each other that well. Or, like a few of the examples above, one is a smeghead, and the other is oblivious.
In short, I wouldn't go skydiving if my instructor and dive partner was an idiot that just drank a bottle of whisky while letting him fold the chutes and I knew I panic when standing on a ladder, let alone up there, because I'm afraid of heights.
I WOULD go skydiving if I knew and trusted my jump buddy and knew I was ready for it. And you can know this if you truly have a good relationship, communicate, use your brain, and try to make it work. Goes both ways obviously.
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Mima 3 year s ago
Prue,
Weddings won't kill you but an insane spouse can.
Weddings won't kill you but an insane spouse can.
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salamoon 3 year s ago
- Bride disappears right after dinner for about an hour. After she returned, groom's father comes up and asks for the mic. Proceeds to announce to the entire place that his son's new bride was just upstairs schtupping her ex boyfriend
- A fun light-hearted dance with the groom followed by a close and slow dance with her male best friend.
Lasted 18 months and now she's living with the "friend"
- An infamous one for me was leaving a venue late one night and as I’m walking to the train I can see the bride down an alley, on her knees with the best man
thats a nightmare
- A fun light-hearted dance with the groom followed by a close and slow dance with her male best friend.
Lasted 18 months and now she's living with the "friend"
- An infamous one for me was leaving a venue late one night and as I’m walking to the train I can see the bride down an alley, on her knees with the best man
thats a nightmare
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Elswood 3 year s ago
If only my now ex mother-in-law had warned me before I got married that her daughter was a bully instead of waiting until she'd already made me feel like I worthless and useless. Final nails in the coffin of the marriage were her saying she'd never wanted to marry me and her agreeing with "friend" saying "first marriages were just practice marriages"
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Quillie 2 year s ago
when she said: i'm pregnant but I don't know by who
Try not to get married because once he licked your clit. Get know each other a bit more.
Obviously it was about her husband was a retard and an @$$hole.
Bad analogy. Weddings won't kill you.
But more importantly, many people get married because of dumb@$$ reasons, like religous obligations when pregnant. Or when you don't know each other that well. Or, like a few of the examples above, one is a smeghead, and the other is oblivious.
In short, I wouldn't go skydiving if my instructor and dive partner was an idiot that just drank a bottle of whisky while letting him fold the chutes and I knew I panic when standing on a ladder, let alone up there, because I'm afraid of heights.
I WOULD go skydiving if I knew and trusted my jump buddy and knew I was ready for it. And you can know this if you truly have a good relationship, communicate, use your brain, and try to make it work. Goes both ways obviously.
Weddings won't kill you but an insane spouse can.
- A fun light-hearted dance with the groom followed by a close and slow dance with her male best friend.
Lasted 18 months and now she's living with the "friend"
- An infamous one for me was leaving a venue late one night and as I’m walking to the train I can see the bride down an alley, on her knees with the best man
thats a nightmare