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Obed 10 month s ago
#6
I'll never figure out why people are so freaked out about a damn goose. One smack to their head and they'll quit being a dik. shoot
       
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Hezekiah 10 month s ago
Obed,

these are city dwellers who have never seen a "wild" animal
       
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Chrissy 10 month s ago
Obed, if you were to attack it with the same intensity that it was attacking you, you could easily kill it. But I think most people don't want to hurt it - their first instinct is to just get away from it. Secondly, I grew up on a farm that had a few geese. You may not believe it but they can definitely hurt you with their wings - they hit you with the metacarpus (pointy middle part of wing). They can strike hard enough to break a glass door. It's not the bite that hurts - it's the wing strike. Not deadly, but can be painful if they hit you just right.
       
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Pamela 10 month s ago
Chrissy,
agree I lived on a farm and had a big male break my nose with a wing strike
       
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Augustina 10 month s ago
Chrissy,

I agree too ! I don't want to hurt animals, but my chickens sometimes smack me in the face when I pick them up, bloody hurts.
       
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Augustina 10 month s ago
#8 - When did they get opposable thumbs ?
       
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Rolly 10 month s ago
Augustina,
Exactly! They're gonna be next on Earth.
       
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Hezekiah 10 month s ago
#19 Internet and television are broken, somebody has an idea

#15 what did he see in the room ?!? :D
       
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Jessie 10 month s ago
#24 this is like: You are going to run! Run MTF, Run!!!!
       
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Liley 10 month s ago
Jessie,

Thats feel works in a toxic environment
       
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Hassie 10 month s ago
#5 "That is for taking my place as 'The Cute One' in the family."
       
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Martha 10 month s ago
#18 After all, teasing the poor innocent pup like that.
       
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Mackenzie 10 month s ago
#13 Yeah no funny business with the press being made out of playdoh.
       
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Domenic 10 month s ago
#15 Man that must of hurt!
       
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Chauncey 10 month s ago
Domenic,
-of +have but yes.
       
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Ferdinand 10 month s ago
Chauncey,
Not everyone in here first language is English. Someone trolled me in here. Within 30 minutes , someone downvoted me when I came back to check and upvoted themselves or the comment. Someone at Izismile mods going rogue? I know I make mistakes with my words or sentence structures. I don’t think you will teach me a life lesson on how to write it perfect. I think most can understand what I’m trying to share. People from all over the world visit this site and we are all not fluent in English writing wise.
       
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Susan 10 month s ago
#8 The Ron Jeremy of cats.
       
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Hal 10 month s ago
#33 cool gadgets? excepts they make these already...ever been to a grocery store? stupid millenials
       
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Augustina 10 month s ago
#19 - Forking good fun.
       
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Penie 10 month s ago
#6
the kidnapper and his accomplice goose
       
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Penie 10 month s ago
#17
https://hovding.com
       
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Simon 10 month s ago
Penie,
gimme that ding
       
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Susie 10 month s ago
#9 old one dirol
       
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Lu 10 month s ago
#25 Unless you're a great artist like this guy, never draw in the dust on your car - it etches the paint and glass permanently. Saw a guy draw a map on the hood of his car once, and it was still there years later.
       
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Cordy 10 month s ago
#25 I thought he was drawing an alien at first 35
       
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