jack104
"Tropic Thunder
“I’m the dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!”"
ElmoDoes3D
"Okay, Flaming Dragon. F@#kface. First, take a big step back… and literally f@#k your own face! Now, I don’t know what kind of pan-Pacific bulls@#t power play you’re trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory.
So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again. Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly f@#king firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the f@#king United Nations and get a f@#king binding resolution to keep me from f@#king destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherf@#ker! I will massacre you! I will f@#k you up! (hangs up and asks assistant). Find out who that was."