"Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
"European or African swallow?"
"Airplane. -Surely you can’t be serious. I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley."
"I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue."
"Great Odin’s raven! Great answer!"
"60% of the time, it works every time"
"You pooped in the refrigerator! And ate…a whole wheel of cheese?"
"How has no one mentioned Big Lebowski yet?!"
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
“Shut the [email protected]#k up Donny” -Big Lebowski.
"Anybody ever tell you got a case of the Mondays? … no man, [email protected]#t no man. I believe you’d get your @$$ kicked for saying something like that. "
"THE PRINCESS BRIDE"
"Dumb and Dumber"
"You sold my dead bird to the blind guy?!"
"Snatch also is pretty quotable.
Mickey: Good dags. D’ya like dags?
Mrs. O’Neil: Yeah, dags.
Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.
Customs official: Anything to declare? Avi: Yeah. Don’t go to England."
"It’s gotta be Zoolander for me. A quote finds its way into my life every day.
I was always insisting that Billy Zane was a cool dude, even in the titanic."
"It’s Revenge of the Sith. I swear every quote from that movie has been turned into a meme."
“It’s over, Anakin! I have the high ground!”
"Hey man, did you touch my drumset?"
“Do they speak English in What?”
"This is a tasty burger."
“There’s a… 30% chance it’s already raining”
"If you’re from Africa, why are you white?"
"“Those aren’t two pillows” from Planes, Trains and Automobiles."
“I’m the dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!”"
"Okay, Flaming Dragon. [email protected]#kface. First, take a big step back… and literally [email protected]#k your own face! Now, I don’t know what kind of pan-Pacific [email protected]#t power play you’re trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory.
So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again. Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly [email protected]#king firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the [email protected]#king United Nations and get a [email protected]#king binding resolution to keep me from [email protected]#king destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, [email protected]#ker! I will massacre you! I will [email protected]#k you up! (hangs up and asks assistant). Find out who that was."
"My sister can recite the entirety of Forrest Gump from start to finish, perfectly in time with the movie. It’s horrifyingly impressive."
"Jenny and me was like peas and carrots"
"Are you a God?"