#12 Those two things are completely different in every respect except that they're both green. That's like saying blue sweatpants and jeans are the same thing because they're both blue and shaped like pants. Or a plain donut and a bagel. Or your mom and Mr. Stay Puft.
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#12 Those two things are completely different in every respect except that they're both green. That's like saying blue sweatpants and jeans are the same thing because they're both blue and shaped like pants. Or a plain donut and a bagel. Or your mom and Mr. Stay Puft.
#25 when you find a bigger douche bag than both of them.
Actually, Shia Labeouf is pretty awesome. Also, he could kick your @$$ all over town.
I think that's the definition of douchebag: someone with potential and skill that behaves like a self interested and self important @$$hat