"Yo mama so fat that when she goes camping the bears hide THEIR food."
"Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves."
"When Yo Mama hauls @$$, she’s gotta make two trips."
"Yo momma is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham."
"Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept."
"It used to be called a Jumpoline until yo mama jumped on it."
"Yo mama so fat I tried to talk [email protected]#t behind her back but ran out of gas on the way there."
"Yo mama so fat, she keeps quarters in one pocket and yen in the other!"
"Yo mama so fat her shadow got stretch marks."
"Yo mama so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everybody."
"Yo Mama’s so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch."
"Yo mama so fat, every time she goes to the beach the tide comes in!"
"Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap."
"Yo mommas blood type is Ragu."
"Yo mama so fat, she’s on both sides of the family."
"Yo mama so nasty she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh."
"Yo mama so fat, her baptism was at sea world."
"Yo momma so fat that when she left in high heels she came back in flip flops."
"Yo mama so fat I missed all 6 seasons of ‘Lost’ when she walked past the tv."
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