"4 pieces total, they attached in the center as shown in pic. Metal rods and a straps all over the place. Device is hinged in the center where the pieces attach. No numbers or words on product. Looks like it came from China, but cant make out any info on usps label."
A: "It looks like a femoral traction splint. Used by EMS to stabilise femur fractures. Does it have a little stand that connects on the end?"
Surely not as confused as the person who wrote it…
I think the stem is hollow, which would make it a really fancy Klein bottle. Can't tell, though, so you may be right.