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Thom 1 year ago
#12 Don't tell Richard Gere .

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"...so you can always have a fuzzie wuzzie friend with you..."

Yeah, when monkeys fly out my butt.
       
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Judah 1 year ago
#8 the sentences! Fences run over frogs? mocking
       
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"In 1984, a regular customer at a pizzeria asked his waitress for help choosing his lottery numbers. He won, came back, and tipped her $3 million.

(For eight years, Robert Cunningham was a regular at Sal’s Pizzeria in Yonkers, NY. One night, he asked waitress Phyllis Penzo to split the numbers on his card. On April Fool’s Day, she was woken up by a phone call from Cunningham telling her he’d won $6 million and she was entitled to half of it and made good on his promise.)"

 

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