"My uncle found out he had a different dad than his siblings when he was taking a DNA ancestry test. His mother had had an affair. Both parents were dead when he found out. He’s a huge prick so I thought it was funny how it hit him. He mistreated my mother for not being one of their full siblings from the same parents and turns out he isn’t either lol"
Rigor mortis gave him a stiffy!
I need to watch Clerks again.
The guy was probably Patrick Swayze. (30 year old movie reference)