"Don’t be afraid to like flowers. I buy my girlfriend and good friends flowers a lot. That’s how you know I care about you. Learned it from my late grandfather."
Obviously this person has never been married.
#23 Guys, remember this the next time you encounter an electric fence.
You can always use the phrase "I'm sorry you feel that way" A major non apology statement.
"I'm sorry that you t think I should apologise"
Do your part to save the planet and pitch yourself off a bridge, then. Hurry!
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