"Brush your teeth every day. Use mouthwash.
People won’t tell you that you smell like a goat.
They will tell others."
Obviously this person has never been married.
#23 Guys, remember this the next time you encounter an electric fence.
You can always use the phrase "I'm sorry you feel that way" A major non apology statement.
"I'm sorry that you t think I should apologise"
Do your part to save the planet and pitch yourself off a bridge, then. Hurry!
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