Pasoonie,

there's a tiny car driving down the steps across the road and those two people are watching it

Pasoonie,
It is a car driving down the stairs

Pasoonie,
The art of Sabrage became popular with the French during the Napoleonic Wars when the French cavalry celebrated victories by opening champagne. Social media has driven the spread of it recently, but most people do it wrong by striking with the blade of the knife rather than the flats spine - hence all the shattered bottles we see

Jane, yeah…. He looks absolutely miserable.

Claes,

The future of Idiocracy is getting here sooner than we imagined.