#1 I thought this was best at first, but then I decided that if people ask, it would be better to say that I did win a moderate amount of money from a lottery or casino. Somewhere of around $50K should be reasonable. I'd also say that I'll be using this money to payoff student loans, the mortgage, house repairs, etc. so they won't be looking at me for a handout.
#5 Depending on how much you won and if it was mandatory for your local Lottery Commission to reveal your identity, being out in the boonies may just make it easier to be kidnapped.
#11 It'd be easier and cheaper to "get rid of" a few Senators.
I absolutely agree that does not qualify as a threesome. But alternating hands is what people do when they cheat on themselves.
While I don't have to prove anything to an anonymous person on the internets, we (yes, my involved partners and myself) have pictures. You'll never see them, and I don't really care if you believe it or not. You don't have to be wealthy/pay for a threesome; you just have to be in the right place at the right time.
You had a good response though. I appreciate the humor.
depending on how much...but if it was one of those HUGE wins:
1.waste a couple of millions on stupid stuff, just because 2.buy a house 3.start a fund for people that are talented but cant get a break due to their geographical upbringing 4.invest in real estate 5.fund clean water research
#1 I thought this was best at first, but then I decided that if people ask, it would be better to say that I did win a moderate amount of money from a lottery or casino. Somewhere of around $50K should be reasonable. I'd also say that I'll be using this money to payoff student loans, the mortgage, house repairs, etc. so they won't be looking at me for a handout.
#5 Depending on how much you won and if it was mandatory for your local Lottery Commission to reveal your identity, being out in the boonies may just make it easier to be kidnapped.
#11 It'd be easier and cheaper to "get rid of" a few Senators.
I absolutely agree that does not qualify as a threesome. But alternating hands is what people do when they cheat on themselves.
While I don't have to prove anything to an anonymous person on the internets, we (yes, my involved partners and myself) have pictures. You'll never see them, and I don't really care if you believe it or not. You don't have to be wealthy/pay for a threesome; you just have to be in the right place at the right time.
You had a good response though. I appreciate the humor.
depending on how much...but if it was one of those HUGE wins:
1.waste a couple of millions on stupid stuff, just because 2.buy a house 3.start a fund for people that are talented but cant get a break due to their geographical upbringing 4.invest in real estate 5.fund clean water research
Your frenemy would think you're an idiot.
#5 Depending on how much you won and if it was mandatory for your local Lottery Commission to reveal your identity, being out in the boonies may just make it easier to be kidnapped.
#11 It'd be easier and cheaper to "get rid of" a few Senators.
#2, #1, #5 (see #1) and get a new phone (see #1).
LOL
I absolutely agree that does not qualify as a threesome. But alternating hands is what people do when they cheat on themselves.
While I don't have to prove anything to an anonymous person on the internets, we (yes, my involved partners and myself) have pictures. You'll never see them, and I don't really care if you believe it or not. You don't have to be wealthy/pay for a threesome; you just have to be in the right place at the right time.
You had a good response though. I appreciate the humor.
1.waste a couple of millions on stupid stuff, just because
2.buy a house
3.start a fund for people that are talented but cant get a break due to their geographical upbringing
4.invest in real estate
5.fund clean water research
and so on
oh and weed.